Curse

Lonesamurai · Apr 24, 2006, 02:24 PM // 14:24

Brilliant, nice one

GentleBreezes · Apr 24, 2006, 02:25 PM // 14:25

That made me chuckle so hard!!! That's fantabulous

Symeon · Apr 24, 2006, 03:41 PM // 15:41

ROFL! I needed that laugh. Cheers

Very creative.

Here's one:

{Masculinity}{Elite}Ugly And You Know It
5 energy, 20 sec recharge, 1/4 sec casting time
Hex Spell. If target foe is female, that foe takes 5...10 cold damage every second for 4...9 seconds, and cannot attack any of your female allies for this duration. This effect ends if an enchantment is cast on that foe by a female ally.

quickmonty · Apr 24, 2006, 04:04 PM // 16:04

I can think of a few more skills, but they may not be appropriate to post here.

Good stuff .... LMAO

Lexar · Apr 24, 2006, 04:54 PM // 16:54

Btw I'm going to sign for this profession because it's just funny. /sign

Kool Pajamas · Apr 24, 2006, 05:10 PM // 17:10

Way unbalanced for pve. How are we supposed to know if that rockshot devourer is male or female?

lmao.

Aera · Apr 24, 2006, 05:12 PM // 17:12

{Femininity} "Does my butt look fat in these pants?"
5 Energy - 30 Sec recharge
Shout. All hostile male targets in the area take 30...80 Brain Damage and you are knocked down for 4...1 seconds.

{Femininity} Iron.
15 Energy - 30 second recharge - 2 second cast
Enchantment spell. For 5...25 seconds target ally gains +10...40 armor.

{Femininity} {E} Gossip.
15 Energy - 30 second recharge - 1/4 second cast
Skill. Target female foe takes 1...4 damage for each point of AL.

{Masculinity} Fart.
10 Energy - 20 second recharge - 1/4 second cast
Skill. All nearby foes are poisoned for 10...25 seconds.

{Masculinity} "Get me a beer!"
10 Energy - 30 second recharge
Shout. Target female ally gains +33% movingspeed for 5...15 seconds.

Just thought up those quickly

Dj Tano · Apr 24, 2006, 07:40 PM // 19:40

Why not change the games name to Bed Wars ?

Just in case you are not kidding:

This class is not possible because of one of ANets concept of the game wich would be: "the look or the gender of a character has no influence to gameplay"

Evilsod · Apr 24, 2006, 08:04 PM // 20:04

Thats hilarious

The thread name made me think wtf?!

I for 1 would like to find out that the Lich is infact a woman.

(Masculinity) *shout* Pub Crawl (E)

All male allies in the area gain 33% movement speed, 33% fast attack speed but fall over every 3-10seconds for 30 seconds.

Cjlr · Apr 24, 2006, 08:10 PM // 20:10

Quite good, quite good. Or rather, sheer brilliance.

I would definately make one of those...

Actually, I'd have to make two, wouldn't I, If I wanted the full class experience... Weird.

Greeneth · Apr 24, 2006, 08:27 PM // 20:27

You have too much time on your hands. Way too much time on your hands.

Sai of Winter · Apr 24, 2006, 08:47 PM // 20:47

Haha, creative. I had a good laugh reading about it.

Dougal Kronik · Apr 24, 2006, 08:59 PM // 20:59

HAHAHAHA! *Wipes eyes*

I want to see the animations for these skills!

Beta1113 · Apr 24, 2006, 10:58 PM // 22:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greeneth

You have too much time on your hands. Way too much time on your hands.

Actually yes and no.

If I have the idea and the basic idea of what I want the class to do, I can organize everyhting in about 30 minutes.

Now that's 30 minutes I could be spending playing GW but sometimes you jsut got to take a break ya know? lol.

Cjlr · Apr 24, 2006, 11:31 PM // 23:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greeneth

You have too much time on your hands. Way too much time on your hands.

You had enough to read it. How does that stack up?

Tuoba Hturt Eht · Apr 25, 2006, 01:22 AM // 01:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kool Pajamas

Way unbalanced for pve. How are we supposed to know if that rockshot devourer is male or female?

Mate, you got a good point there.
I believe this profession will never work out properly in PvE, but in PvP, I think it will be hillarious!
Perhaps ANET can make this profession available to play only as a PvP character during valentine day?

Cheers.

Trylo · Apr 25, 2006, 02:30 AM // 02:30

Original i MUST SAY.

Like a mesmer is to casters, a necro to warriors, a ranger to eles, a male to female. BUT since theres so many guys and not very many girls

(like not 45 year old rapists)

LaserLight · Apr 25, 2006, 03:18 AM // 03:18

Charisma [E] "Genderstorm"
10e, 2c, 45r. Hex Spell
For 5-17 seconds, target foe is transformed into a member of the opposite sex. Their skills, weapons and equpment remain the same. Their armor converts to their profession's opposte-gender equivalent.

Come on, got to have the obligatory sex-change spell XP. God, I'd play one of these just to Genderstorm all day.

Beta1113 · Apr 25, 2006, 04:16 AM // 04:16

Added two new skills under the Charisma line.

Pupu · Apr 25, 2006, 10:43 AM // 10:43

what the RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO... lol u nearly killed me man, almost choked while reading that lmfao

thumbs up